anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

im-heem:

Snoop truly dont give a fuck.

opulate:

this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

psa: scrapings for cervical cancer are LITTERALLY scrapings and WILL make you even more uncomfortable than gyn visits generally are

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officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

gasolinefamily:

He comes to cuddle every single morning.

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

not-homophobic-but:

These tweets from @OfRedAndBlue are very important.

samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

feeling better than yesterday. now it’s “just” the images of her on the vet’s floor haunting me and not so much the memories of what she did while she was still alive. still feel like i’m in that middle-state of acknowledging she’s not here any more. i know, but i don’t want to believe it, but i also do want to believe it because i don’t want to be this sad any more. it’s heartbreaking feeling this way.

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