golly i can’t wait to tell another person about my panic wrt my future tomorrow
now i’m just hoping this guidance counsellor has the answers to the shitfest that is my life to be
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
what really i thought people on welfare made DOUBLE the average salary. TRIPLE. ONE MILLION DOLLAR.
inorite. people on welfare aren’t unable to get jobs, we simply don’t want jobs!! because we’re literally drowning in the amounts of money rolling into our accounts on a monthly basis.
breaking news, that article
the news are running in the background and the anchor was reading tuesday’s newspaper headlines and one of them was (i paraphrase) “people on welfare would receive more money from working than being on welfare”
lmao no fucking shit
When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was straight, because I live in a society where heterosexuality is assumed, outward characteristics are used as orientation indicators, and being queer is seen as a negative thing.