flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

datakin:

labels are for soup cans and queer kids who want to know that they aren’t alone

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

youngmasterkuzu:

when someone does something better than you

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folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped (EDIT : torso looked a little weird so..changed it a little :) )

wendigomovedtomainaccount:

Jim Hawkins from ‘Treasure Planet’. *3* Love him so much I don’t evennn

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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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imoquest:

Foot Petting

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