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verylittlebird:

why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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mollyiswideawake:

SHE’S EIGHT

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

chomei:

chomei:

heterosexuals are so boring. like what do they do

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"Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism."
- Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via forlornes)

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

teapayne:

you never know!

beautifuljustbeautiful:

youmightbeamisogynist:

3modagawd:

dragonheartedrabbit:

"Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

"All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

"I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?

"I wouldve donated double this amount but you missed his accomplice" I swear to fucking god…

How about I support “our growing number of martyrs” right of a fucking cliff?

I think it’s pretty fucking telling that the Mike Brown fund had smaller donations from a much larger group of people whereas Darren Wilson is getting larger donations from far fewer people. Class and race inequality, in one neat little bundle for you there.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

I read this post on my phone while shitting and it made my life a million times better

real-news:

yamino:

tfcj:

All I can say is…wow. Not a good feeling. 

Officer Darren Wilson’s gofundme has more money donated than Michael Brown’s memorial fund. White privilege at it’s finest. 

I don’t usually post about stuff like this, but please share this in hopes of more people donating to Michael Brown’s family. You can find the gofundme page: here.

What the hell does Darren Wilson need 150k for? He’s on paid leave and isn’t being charged with any lawsuits.

Is that money just his reward for killing an unarmed boy?

That’s exactly what it is, so here’s a petition to get the darren wilson gofundme page removed.

Signing it is really important and helpful and takes 1-2 minutes tops.

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